I am not God. But I am something similar.

Mattie. 21. I just need a little more time.

Nicki Minaj speaking on why she hired Vlogger Beat Face Honey as her personal makeup artist

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How To Talk To Babies About Marxist Theory

  • BABY: [builds tower with blocks]
  • ME: ok this is very good
  • under capitalism massive building projects are constructed through wage slavery
  • and through their sheer size and scale intimidate and pacify the masses
  • so this is a great comment
  • BABY: [knocks over tower]
  • ME: that’s right

greed:

i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want kill you for making me feel things

(Source: longful, via imamammal)

  • Me: my anaconda don't
  • Me: my anaconda don't
  • Me: my anaconda don't want to go to school tomorrow

And maybe I was more confident. And I don’t know, something about this one just felt right. This part felt different. I knew this character. I felt a connection with him. x

And maybe I was more confident. And I don’t know, something about this one just felt right. This part felt different. I knew this character. I felt a connection with him. x

(Source: outlander-starz)